Crisis averted for now

Name for the last decade: The kooky glasses era


Makers of novelty eyewear have had to be more inventive than usual this year because of the missing double-aughts in the middle of the year. I predict that next year the available strategems will prove to be too strained to come up with a viable marketable product.


Attention, Flaubert-san


Anime title: Neon Genesis Ennui
The story would take place in a provincial French town, where the protagonist teams up with cybernetic cutting boards to escape both the banality of life and the attack of giant robotic beings. For who among us have not longed to have broke (the) dissatisfaction of a housewife?