What the people want

Annual sporting event: the Archer Daniels Midland High Fructose Corn Syrup Bowl

Somewhat on the aggressive side

Band name: Dominant Eye

Cafe name: The Coffee Barrow
We’d put it on top of an ancient burial mound and the staff would be known as barrowistas

Name for a fan club: The Alba Corps

Reality television show: Real Solutions of a Polynomial Equation

Talk show: Late-Night Host of Angels

Story title: Nosh from the Underground

Story title: Bartleby, the Slacker

Band name: The Chew Toy Boyfriends

Title of nobility: Prince of Whelps