Poor Poor Thing - Och, what names

Dec 4

More coelenterate overlords

Brad Pitt's next film: The Curious Case of Turritopsis Nutricula

Of note as the jellyfish which is able to age backwards and cheat death. Presented in our ongoing effort to keep you up to date on horrifying jellyfish news.

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Dec 4

Well, when you put it that way

Horror film title: Huge Metal Fangs of Ow

Aliens looking at this would be forgiven for wondering why we put these spiky things into our sensitive mouths. (At least in the West that's what we do.) But that's good because it helps to give our species a badass reputation.

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Dec 2

Satori in the city

Urban buddha name: Mahasamhattan

Achieving enlightenment on the street

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Dec 1

The stage show, the film, and the concert tour

Sequel name: Jesus H. Christ Super-Fricken-Rockstar

via asherdsign.blogspot.com

The role of Judas 2.0 would be pivotal - played by a metal android with autotune voicebox riding in a monster truck.

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Nov 30

The upside is their sliminess

Scary movie title: The Giant Tentacled Stomachs That Attacked Japan

via postchronicle.com

Preceded by an educational short on the proper enjoyment of monster ice cream.

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Nov 27

The great nations of the world call upon commoners to save them

Alternative name for Black Friday: Citizen Participation Day

via flickr.com

Today is the biggest shopping day of the year in the United States, with the upcoming Cyber Monday making its own run at the title. The roads in and out of the shopping malls are choked with vehicles and pedestrians need to step lively to avoid being run over (I did see a couple ambulances today while on duty as designated non-shopping driver).

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Nov 25